Shorn again. all ready for next week :)

Target audience….achieved!

So in the last few days I’ve been asked a couple of times on growlr and Facebook and even in person, in various different phrasing

“why are you single?”

Now of course this instantly causes me to freeze as my brain tries to process this new request for information.

Now genuinely I don’t know how to respond to this, usually I just laugh it off with a comical quip about how I’m obviously just not a catch or the fisherman has thrown me back in. Through all of it in the back of my head is a voice screaming

“BECAUSE NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE US. (PRECIOUSSSSSS)”

I think I need to come up with a better response though because generally the answer I give doesn’t seem to satisfy. Or maybe it’d be better if people stopped asking that question in general…

must buy new clippers beard is getting out of control

I live in a country with millions of other people
I dwell in a city surrounded by thousands of faces
I work in a place which serves hundreds of students
I have a Facebook filled with dozens of profiles
and yet I have no one to even talk about my day with…

I’ve never felt more alone

Potentially NSFW

So I went to Luke and Jack’s the sex shop in Glasgow, I really like it there, the guys are so friendly and even though it’s filled with all manner of crazy implements the atmosphere is light and pleasant.

I bought my first Butt plug and having just tried it out I have to say it was well worth it!!! :D Can’t wait to experiment further with it

jokerrangerpower:

wonderbraforyourdick:

legoshoes:

Post-shower this morning.

Me gusta.

indeed

So a big naked furry hello to all the new followers, all you guys are awesome. I feel I should do something and post it to be worthy of the follows so feel free to inbox me with suggestions ;)

hotbears:

http://hotbears.tumblr.com/

the lovely boys :)

om nom nom brownies

So the Brownie maker is set up and working, pictures to follow ^_^